Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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