chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
