FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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