too bad you live with your parents still
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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