Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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