So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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