2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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