dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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