I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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