Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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