People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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