She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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