You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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