She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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