So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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