he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
