I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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