do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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