Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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