Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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