Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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