dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I have peed in a lot of sinks
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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