I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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