I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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