"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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