You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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