how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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