We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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