i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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