this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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