I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
They took my balls.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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