We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
