I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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