Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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