Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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