i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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