make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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