normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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