I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Randomize
