u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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