I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
