And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
