yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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