I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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