i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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