Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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