I wish I could teleport
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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