He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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