so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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