its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Dick very happy bro
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