You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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