NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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